Welcome back for the continuing story of Once Upon a Time in the Land of BookLikes. Below is Part 3. If you haven’t read Part 1 and Part 2, we recommend it before continuing.
Enjoy!
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Suddenly finding himself :
Gavin was so distraught, he prostrated himself before Evil Queen Shelby and begged for mercy, pleading helplessly for her and her minions to believe him:
Finally, Evil Queen Shelby had had enough and banished him:
Then, Evil Queen Shelby wrote a nasty, one-star review of Gavin’s story:
Afterward, she told all the minions in her court to do the same, so they descended upon it with their dung shelves and one-star carpet bombs:
But… this wasn’t without warning. There was, among the members of Evil Queen Shelby’s court, a voice of reason:
And Sir STGRB thought to himself that maybe those “nutty” authors weren’t so nutty after all. That this was actually common troll behavior. Even Troll Edward later declared that he hoped everyone in the land would remain “blissfully unaware of the shit-flinging contest that ensued.”
He made this declaration for at that moment, something happened among Evil Queen Shelby’s court that hadn’t been seen in the land for a long, long time. The trolls and flying monkeys began to turn on Evil Queen Shelby, daring to tell her that she was wrong, and then they all started fighting amongst themselves…
End of Part 3. Stay tuned for the final episode of Once Upon a Time in the Land of BookLikes and the important moral of the story!
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Aw, how sweet! Look at the nice letter Carroll wrote to himself:
http://thelookingglassofcarrollbryant.blogspot.com.au/2014/04/a-letter-to-carroll-bryant.html
Sorry, guys. A little off-topic, I know, but I mean gawd, does he really think we’re that stupid?
I find it disgusting that he would use the death of a young girl to write a post like that. He says her death affected him deeply and that everyone should be nice to each other. Then he accuses an innocent person of being a bully. Seriously???
Yep, that’s him. You can tell by the length and voice of the letter. Sounds just like another one of his rants.
Hilarious! Keep ’em comin’, STGRB! I can’t wait for the last episode!
Isn’t it funny how they say STGRB is bullying them? Uh, no, sorry. Calling you out on your misbehavior is not bullying, children. Get it right.
God, I almost feel sorry for guy.
I love a good finale
I feel sorry for him too, and Edward L is a prick.
I’m pissed at him. I’m a big horror fan. He’s been recommended to me a lot, and I had downloaded Crawl when it was free. After seeing what a tool he is, I’m seriously thinking of deleting it and never reading anything this guy writes.
Gavin sounds pathetic as do all of those other condemning fools. Gavin should get on with his life and quit acting like a sniveling child with those high school bully gangs (because that’s how they act and not at all like adults). Shelby and all those others should quit spending their waking moments worrying about their little cyber “friends” and “enemies” and grow the fuMK up. Seriously, get off the computer and make real friends and a real difference in the world. One starring Gavin’s book just proves to the world how pathetic and immature they all are. They need to grow up and act like adults or go get help from a therapist.
JFC. So the guy lied about stupid Twitter followers … what’s with the public evisceration complete with pitchforks? These BULLIES [yes bullies] act like Gavin committed the crime of mass f***ing murder. And here he grovelled to these dicks repeatedly. The one thing I find fault with Gavin is that he needs to get some self-respect, and stop trying to kiss these bullies’ asses. Who gives a flying f*** what those dickheads think? They’re scum.
To the ones joining in the public evisceration … Over-reaction much, people? I think more than a few of you need professional help. Shelby herself had a public breakdown right on the internet, as everyone can plainly see. I’ve heard she has personal problems, but that’s no reason to shit all over other people. Get professional help, don’t take your shit out on others!
For the people [bullies like Edward] who don’t even know the guy but chose to join the evisceration anyway, you are SICK.
Sick, sick, sick.
[this isn’t to say I agree with everything Gavin did, I’m just saying his “friends'” behavior was wrong too, even worse]
Because of the possibility of libel and other reasons, I have to be vague here. stgrb, you can publish or not publish this, at your own discretion.
Shelby, did you treat people [specifically loved ones] in your personal life the same way? If so, it’s a good thing the judge didn’t decide in your favor [in regards to something in Shelby’s personal life], because with your nasty attitude, you should not be around impressionable minds.
You are sick [and so are your minions] and you need help. Sorry, but people who abuse adults in a despicable way are probably capable of mistreating children, too. I had to say this.
And I was giving you the benefit of the doubt. No more.
Shelby still isnt gone from goodreads, little attention seeker, I bet she ends up not going
And you were right.
I still think it’s amazing the way they always refer to STGRB as the bad guys, and there they are, knee deep in batshit crazy, with obvious proof to show it. These bullies also seem to come in the form of branded groups. The Dearauthor bullies are all still banding together at various places putting out the same venom but in a more passive aggressive way. This group, and others like it I’ve seen, will continue on in less obvious ways. It has a cult-like appeal for many, as if they’re all ready to drink the Kool Aide. And there’s always one leader with a twisted mind, carrying baggage that never ends.
“I still think it’s amazing the way they always refer to STGRB as the bad guys, and there they are, knee deep in batshit crazy, with obvious proof to show it.”
You aren’t kidding.